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Aussie Sayings

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -ALL

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A

a better man never stood in two shoes

a bit of an odd bod

a bit rough round the edges

a bit slow on the uptake

A bucket load

A face that only mothers could love

A few tinnies/stubbies short of a slab

A little more choke and it would have started

A Rooster one day, and a feather duster the next..

A Taswegian

About as funny as a fart in an elevator

About as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

about as subtle as a kick in the guts

About as useful as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest

about as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike

About as welcome as a pork chop in Jerusalem

About as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool

act your age not your shoe size

All froth and no beer (no substance)

All over it like a rash

All over the place like a drunken spider

 

B

back

Back yourself

Bangs like a dunny door in a storm

Barkin up the wrong tree

Better hit the frog and Toad

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish

Between you, me, and the gatepost

Bible basher

Big kahunas

Billy lids

Blind leading the blind

Bloody hell

Bloody idiot

Bloody Oath

Bloody oath mate

Blow that

Bludger - Dole bludger

Bonza mate

Bore it up em

Bow-peep

Brown noser

Bugger me dead

Bugger that for a joke

Buggered if I know

Built like a brick shithouse

Bum nuts (eggs)

bush pig

Busier than a bluearse fly

Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut

Busy as a blowy at a Barby

Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth

By the gingos

C

back

Can't spare us a fiva can ya mate

Carrying on like a pork chop

Catch ya later

Champagne lifestyle on a Beer budget

Check out his abs,

Cheese and kisses (misses)

Chillout

Chook raffle

Chuck a ueee

Cock and bull stories

Come in spinner

Come on !!

Con job

Cop it on the chin

Cop you later

Copin an earful

couldn't catch a cold

Couldn't care less

Couldn't drive a knife through soft butter

Couldn't drive ducks to water

Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag

Couldn't get a kick in a stampede

Couldn't lie straight in bed

Couldn't organise a fart in a chilli eating contest

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

Couldn't organise a root in a brothel

Couldn't organise himself out of a wet paper bag

Couldn't peel skin off a custard

Couldn't run a bath

Couldn't tell his arse from a hole in the ground

Couple of bucks

Crack a fat

Crikey - Blimey

Cry over spilt milk

D

back

Deadbeat

Deaf as a door post

Deep pockets

Did you ride bareback

Dirty dog

Do your lolly

Does a bear shit in the woods

Doesn't know shit form clay

Dogs Breath

Dog's eye {meat pie}

Don't be a dork

Don't blame me for your inefficiencies

Don't bring that shit in hear

Don't come the raw prawn with me mate

Don't fret your freckle

Don't get ya knickers in a knot

Don't piss on my back and tell me that its raining

Don't work too hard

Donkeys years

Dragin your feet

Drain the main vein

Drier than a nuns nasty

Drinkin on me Pat Malone

Drivin the porcelain bus

Drop dead

Drop in a bucket or ocean

Drop kick

Dry as a bulls bum going backwards up a hill

Dry as a Dead dingos donga

Dry as a drovers dog

E

back

Eat the crutch out of a low flying duck

Elbow grease

even blind, freddy could see that

Everthing but the kitchen sink

Every man and his dog

F

back

F--- me dead

face fungus (beard)

Fair suck of the sav

Far out

feeling a bit crook

Feeling a bit peckish

Fell on deaf ears

Fell out of the ugly tree

FIGJAM ------ F-k Im Good Just ask me

Find out nosy

Find your feet

F---ing Oath Mate

Fit as a fiddle

Fit as a mallee bull

Flappin ya Gums

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

For f---sake

Frigin hell

From the get go

Froth and bubble

Full as a fairies phone book

Full as a goog

Fuller than a butchers dog

F---wit

G

back

Get a life

Get a wooley one up ya

Get jiggy with it

Get off your high horse

Get real

Get stuffed

Get the giddy up

Gidday digger

Gidday luv

Gidday Mate

Give er a bell

Give it a go

Give it a whirl

Give it curry

Give us a durry mate

Give us a gander

Given birth to a politician

Glass of squashed grapes

Go get a mullet up ya

Go home to the ball and chain

Go root a boot

Go root yourself

Go to buggery

Go water a horse

Goes off like Chinese new year fireworks

Goin at it like rabbits

Goin to drain the one eyed trouser snake

Going ten to the dozen

Gollywog

Gone thru me like a dose of salts

Gonna drain the dragon

Got a face like a busted arse

Got a head like a diseased rice bubble

Got His heads so far up his arse

got the rough end of the pineapple

Got the time mate

Got tickets on yourself

Got you by the short and curlies

Gotta have a slash

Gottcha

Grasping at straws

H

back

Had a blue fight

Hangin for piss

Happy as a pig in shit

Hava good one

Hava optic at this

Have to take a snakes hiss

Havin a bludge

Havin a perve

He couldn't drive a nail into a bucket of water

He is all shine no shoes (a fake and a fraud)

He is so mean he wouldn't even let his dog drink from a mirage

He ran like a hairy goat,

He shootin blanks

He thinks his shit dosnt stink but his farts give him away

He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door

Head on her like a horse (edna like a orse )

Headlights are on high beam

Hedge your bets

Hes a cow cockey

Hes a horses hoof (poof)

hes a wooley woofter

Hes blotto

Hes got a few roos loose in the top paddock

Hes got more corrugation than a water tank

Hes got punters eyes, cross eyed (one each way)

Hes got short arms and long pockets

Hes havin a Barry Crocker

Hes havin a shocker

Hes just a two bob drongo

hes on the dog and bone

Hes so short he has to stand on his head to get his foot in the stirrup

Hes tinny (lucky)

Hes True Blue

Hi how you goin

His about to do his block

His in more shit than Ned Kelly

Hit in the jatz crackers

Hit the ground running

Hold those Brumbies back big fella

Hold your horses

Holy snappin duck shit

Horse has bolted

How are you

How good is it

How goods that

How goods this

How long is a piece of string

How ya goin

How ya goin - alright l

How ya Travellin

Hows ya fathers

Hows ya mothers chooks

Howsha weekend

Howzit goin

Hung like a donkey

Hung like a rouge elephant

I

back

I am dry as a pommies bath mat

I could eat a horse and chase the jockey

I couldn't give a rats arse

I feel like a dogs breakfast

I have had it since Adam was a boy

I wouldn't piss on im if he were on FIRE

I'll give it a butchers hook ( look into it)

I'll go and have a captain cook

I'm goin to tub er up take a bath

I'm off - like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun

I'm off like a brides nighty

I'm sweating like a whore in church

I've seen better legs on a pool table

Id like to be a Fly on the wall

If his brain was electricity he would be a walkin blackout

If I wanted any shit I'll have squeezed your head

If it was raining palaces I would get hit with the dunny door

If ive told you once ive told you a thousand times

If youve got the time ive got the place

Ill have ya guts for garters

Im buggered, broke, and bewildered (Stuffed,underpaid, and overworked)

Im goin to give birth to your twin

Im off to rub a dub tub bath

In need that like a submarine needs a screen door

In two shakes of a lambs tail

is the pope a Catholic

It couldn't be done in a month of Sundays

It just doesn't get any better than this

It's a dogs breakfast

It's a rip snorter

Its as old as adam

Its cactus

its liquid sunshine (rain)

Its not worth a brass razoo

Its so cold it freeze balls off a brass monkey

Its so cold it would freeze your balls off

Its within cooee of here

Iv'e got a shit load

J

back

Jack and Jill (bill)

Jailbait

Japanese riding boots

Joe blow

Jumpin around like a flea on a dog

Just around the corner

Just quietly

Keep you ear to the ground

Kern oath mate

Knob head

Knockin back a few beers

L

back

Lard arse

Lemon it's a

let one drop

Life sucked out of him

Lights are on but no ones home

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Like putting dracular in charge of a Blood bank

Long time no see

Look out

Looks like somethin the cat brought in

Low and behold

Lower than snakes armpits/belly

M

back

Mad as a cut snake

Mad as a gum tree full of galas

Mad as a meat axe

Made a real dogs breakfast out of it

Make do

Make like a guillotine and head off

Make mine unleaded

mangy old bastard

Mans not a camel

Map of Tassie

Mate shes as rough as guts

. May a thousand fleas infest your armpits

Molly dooker

More arse than class

More front than Myers

Mums chucking a wobbly

My heads spinnin

Mystery bags

N

back

Next to the marble orchard (cemetery)

Nice Buzukas

Nice hair - bad hair day

Nice trip

No bloody way china

No flies on me

No way in the bloody world

No where near it

No worries

No wuckin furries

Not a hope in hell

Not bad

Not even a pubic hair in it

Not on your life

Not the full quid

Now that would put a smile on your dial

O

back

Odds and sods

Off like a brides nighty

Off to the bog to leave a offering

On his ear

On the al capone ( phone)

On your bike

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin

One for Justin (just in case)

One for Ron (later ron)

Out in the sticks

Owner operator

P

back

Pea brain

Pardon for reaching I just got off the boat

Pass the dead horse

Piece of piss

Pigs arse

piss it all up against the wall

Piss weak

Pissed as a cricket

Pissed as a newt

Pisshead

Pissing in your pocket

POETS Day (piss of early tomorrow's Saturday)

Point Percy at the porcelain

Popular as a mangy dog

. Porky pies

Pull the wool over your eyes

Pull ya head in

Pull your finger out

Pushing shit up hill

Put hairs on your chest

put that in your pipe smoke it

Put the bite on

Put the hard word on

Put things on hold

R

back

Raining cats and dogs

Rats arse

Reg Grundies

ridgy didge

Right up your alley

Roadie

Run rings around im

Runs on the smell of an oily rag

S

back

Say it don't spray it

See ya later

See ya on the flip side

See ya ron

See you round like a rissole

Seen better legs on a table

Send er down Hughie

Stiff cheddar

Shadow of a doubt ( without a)

Shadow of his former self

Shake hands with the unemployed

Sharp as a bowling bowl

She goes like the clappers

She s up the duff

She/he is fugly

She'll be apples

She'll be right mate

She's in the puddin club

Shes been entered more than tatts Lotto

Shes got a head on her like the south end of a north bound Camel

Shes up on blocks (Period)

Shit a brick

Shit for Brains

Shit hits the fan

Shit hot

Shithouse

Shove that up your arse

Shut your north and south

Sick as a dog

Sillier than a two bob watch

Sink the slipper in

Sitting on the fence

Six of one half a dozen of the other

Skinny as a rake

Slow as a wet week/wig

Slow coach

Smart arse

So far up yourself

So thin she wouldn't cast a shadow

Somethin like that ---

Spat the dummy

Spread like wild fire

Spewin

Spitting chips

stick that up your wooley jumper

Sticking out like a stiff in a pair of speedos

Sticks out like dogs balls

stole my thunder

stone the crows

stones throw away

stop dragin the chain

Stop muckin around

Stop ya wingin

Strike me bloody handsome

Strooth cop a geek at that

Suck n see

Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession (nervous)

Syphon the Python

T

back

Take a chill pill

Take the bull by the horns

Take the ferret for a run

Taking by storm

Talk under wet cement

Talkin to the porcelain

Tell someone who cares

That's a cracker

That's about as funny as a kick in the head

That's put a smile on your face

That's shit

The engine is conked out

The lift doesn't go all the way to the top

The most fun you can have with your pants on

The Shark - Greg Norman

. The whole box and dice

Theirs a crowd on the balcony ( big hooters)

Ticker shows ticker

Thick as a brick

Thick as a lump of 4by 2

Think outside the square

Think your so good your shit doesn't stink

Throw a spanner in the works

Throw the toys out of the pram

tighter than a fishes arsehole

Till hell freezes over,

. Toe jam

Toeea than a roman sandal

Tom dick and harry

Too big fore your britches

Toss ya for it

Tosser - Wanker - Dickhead

Tough titties

Trouble strife and the billy lids

Turn it up

Turn it up -

Two dicks

Two side to every coin

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes

U

back

Up and down like a yoyo

Up and down, like a mad woman's breakfast

Up at sparrows fart

Up shit creek without a paddle

up the creek in a barbed wire canoe

Up the duff pregnant,

About as useful as tits on a bull

V

back

Verandah over the toolshed

W

back

Wadda ya recken

Wait till stumps

Wanna have a go do ya

Wanna have a shot at the title do ya champ

Warnie - an Australian Icon

Was ya farther a glass maker

Watchout for the devil dodgers ( Jehovah witness )

Watering hole pub,

Weak as cats piss,

Weak as piss

Well strike me pink

Went down the gurgler

Wet as a shag on a rock

Wet me whistle

whadda you know / bugger all/ or shit stinks, eggs don't bounce, and you cant buy generals in the general store

What are ya , a doctor

What are you flappin your gums about now

What can do for you mate

What do ya do for a crust mate

What do you think this is bush week

What not -- something

What the hell

What will you do for a face when the monkey wants its arse back

. Whata crock of shit crock,shit

whata load of codswollip

Whata load of crap

Whata load of old cobblers

Whata ya think

Whats goin on

Whats up

Whats up you

Where in the middle of bloody woop woop

Where the crows fly backwards

Where,,, this side of the black stump black stump,

Who farted

Whos cookin this chook

Worm your way out of it

Worse for wear

Wouldn't be dead for quids

Wouldn't have a bar of it

Wouldn't have the foggest

Wouldn't know if his arse was on fire

Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire urinate

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Wouldn't that rip the fork out of your nighty

Wouldn't touch her with yours

Wouldn't touch it with a 40ft pole

Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn't work in a iron lung

X

back

Y

back

Ya bloods worth bottling

Ya bloody galah

Ya bloody wombat

Ya drongo

Yarn

You are off the rails

You bet your boots that's right

You Betcha

You bloody beauty

You bloody little pisser

You little bugger

You little ripper

You look like a stunned mullet

You look somethin the cat dragged in

You Mongrel mangy dog

You must be the worlds only living brain donor

You're a tossa toss

You're a Wally

You're a waste of sperm

You've got a face like a smacked arse

You've got buckleys mate

You've got two chances, buckleys and none

Youd want to know the ins and outs of a magpies arsehole

your as good as two blondes put together

Your goose is cooked

Your jokin

Your so thin you have to run around the shower to get wet

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